What do people mean by "tmd"

Donald Trump SG

i once saw people writing stuff like.. oh my god, i got screwed tmd.

does it really mean 'touch my dick'?

my friend told me that. Confused

Big Bot SG

tamade AKA damn it.. Lolz.

Ito_^ SG

yeah, it is touch my dick. dun listen to the above reply.

Donald Trump SG

i think it means damn it then. sorry but i'm not a chinese so i don't know these. please don't make fun of me. Crying or Very sad

dibilo SG

yup.. it means touch my dick... for ladies means touch my XXX

EricDraven SG

TMD = Today's My Day

Examples: "I won lottery! TMD" or "I got screwed! TMD!"

Err... not very funny hor... Embarassed

The_Last_Laugh SG

tmd= there’s no more hair on ur dickhead ! hahaha. no offence. nt aiming u.

Donald Trump SG

my dear. you actually have hair on your dickhead?! wow that's queer. Laughing

Ito_^ SG

imagine one huge strand sticking out.. and it curls!

The_Last_Laugh SG

gee...i dun hav any hair on my dickhead. Cool

Donald Trump SG

YES you do! Mr. Green maybe you should sign up for the guiness world records.

The_Last_Laugh SG

mr trump,i fun remember u doing a bj for me b4.and i dun hav hair on my dickhead.I think u remember wrongly.Maybe its dome other guy who u bj for b4? Cool

Donald Trump SG

i ain't gay. i don't do any bjs for guys. you must have mistaken. if you really have hair growing on it, there's nothing you can do to stop it. face reality.

The_Last_Laugh SG

ya ya.say all u want. Rolling Eyes

Ito_^ SG

kids.

Donald Trump SG

are you callin' me a kid? look at my age.. Mad

The_Last_Laugh SG

donald trump cant stop talking sia! we need such ppl in this forum! keep up the gd job!

Ito_^ SG

Laughing